Drabble: Can You Hear Me? Title: Can You Hear Me? Author:joanwilder (RaeWhit) Pairing: Severus/Harry Rating: PG-13 Word Count: 100 Warnings: None Summary: Severus doesn't seem to be listening. A/N: All the property of J.K. Rowling et al.
Can You Hear Me?
"So," Harry said, "it's our anniversary. Let's do something special."
"Hmmm," Severus mumbled, his nose in his book.
"Champagne. Wild monkey sex."
"Uh-huh." Severus read on.
Harry's eyes narrowed. "Ron's invited us over for an orgy. Interested?" he asked sarcastically.
"Mmmm."
"Say, I spiked your wine with a potion. Next time you fart, there'll be fairies coming out of your arse."
Severus looked up. "What are you nattering about?"
"Nothing," Harry muttered.
"It's our anniversary. We should do something special tonight."
Harry smiled. "Really?"
Severus pulled Harry closer. "Oh yes," he murmured. "I'll enjoy farting that fairy in your face."