No, lol, it wasn't intended as a humour piece, but if readers find moments of levity within, I'm not offended. Your words "creepy," "sad," and "angsty" are all perfect, and pretty much what I was aiming for while writing it. And I'll definitely take "different" and "unique," as well. Thank you!
I think you really grasped what I was trying to achieve -- Snape's inability to offer himself completely to Hermione, for whatever reason, and the "best" parts of himself manifesting in a Ghost and, in the end, snatching the woman of his dreams away. I think it's wonderfully amusing that you find het odd and pervy, lol. Please don't feel you're a downer! I think your comments are pretty much perfect and I'm thrilled you liked and appreciated it :)