If you couldn't read your own writing, you'd be an idiot. No one has complained to you. I mean, how many of your professors have had to listen to you rambling about conspiracy theories?
That's only if they take you back to their planet. More than likely, they'd know that they had to keep the atmosphere as close to Earths as possible for accurate readings. Their spaceship would probably have an examination room that mimics Earth's conditions exactly while the aliens observe from another room.
You wish. What if I get my doctorate first, and then I'd be your peer and you'd need to call me Dr German.