» Figured. » And no, I'm not in trouble. » And I'm not just saying that because I have a problem with asking for help. » I'm not in trouble. Really.
» I'm just maybe part of an exclusive-type-club? » (Sort of.) » Of people really smart people. » Like way smarter than me. » And they know a lot about all the weird stuff that seems to happen here. » And elsewhere.
» I know that sounds really cryptic and I'm blowing up your phone but I probably shouldn't actually put anything in text.