Reaching into my blouse I felt around for the crab claw, you would think after a couple weeks the butter on it would have dried but no, fate was determined to embarrass me to death it would seem. Trying to look nonchalant but failing miserably I spent a few minutes trying to catch the damn wayward claw. My eyes grew huge and I yelped. Seeing the strange looks I muttered. "The damn thing pinched me... In a bad place."
Finally I managed to get hold of the claw and resisted the urge to throw it down and stomp on it.
Taking a deep breath and swallowing another gulp of my drink, I finally looked up and met the eyes of Vic and Miki. Now, what was the question again? Oh yeah. what is with the crab claw?" I said gesturing at the claw lying on the table.
"Well, it started when Mavra decided she wanted to try a new hair color. You know just for a change. Well she got one of those magic hair changer things from a store not far from here and used it and made her hair blond. We decided to out to dinner to celebrate her new look and well Reiko thought decided it was open season to make blond jokes and tease Mavra about her new looks and things went..." I shrugged and pointed at the claw and then up at the chandelier. "I think you can imagine the rest. Needless to say Mavra went back to her normal hair color. Reiko had to wear a hat for a while cause she ended up with a haircut from a lightsaber and Weirdbard has vowed to never bring those two back here again."