Addressing an empty area of space I pantomimed talking to Weirdbad. "Daddy? Remember this guy? Yeah the one you met that time when I was wearing no clothes and he was missing his pants? I don't think we really introduced him last time. I met him when he got me a job at a strip club dancing.... Well, we have to get married now! But he says he'll treat me real well. And all the other women who work for him says he is a real sweetheart once you get to know him."
I look over at Vic. "Yeah, I don't think they would ever find enough of you after that to fill a thimble with."