I had only been a new member of this community for less than two days and already I had received three calls for my medical services. The first was for a common cold, boring but predictable. The second had been for a sprained ankle someone got while roller skating and now this one. A call about someone being turned to stone.
I would have placed the call as a mere prank except for the honest sounding, nearly hysterical woman's voice on the phone. So I traveled via foot to the house in question, as everything in this community was faster to reach by foot than by vehicle. Another one of the strange quirks that made this place so perfect to live in.
Reaching the house I was met by a stunning looking blond barely wearing a frock. She told me the place was owned by her brother who was up in his bed in his stoned condition. We traveled up the staircase to the bedroom and only a few times did my eyes wander to the woman's fabulous ass as I followed her up.
Seeing the small stone figure in the bed I said.
"Is this some kind of joke sweet heart? Or just an attempt to get me into a bedroom?"