I look thoughtful, well as thoughtful as I could while grimacing from the pain. At least Victor could take aspirin for it. Being an imp that stuff wouldn't work on me so I just had to suffer through the pain till my metabolism flushed it out of my system.
"Well you two passed out so I opened a portal back here. I was going to open a portal back to your respective houses but then Miki threw up all over you Victor as soon as we came through the portal so.."
Screws up my eyes as I tried to remember.
"That's what happened to your pants! You took them off so I could throw them in the washer! Well then you couldn't go home without pants, could you? And Miki was upset she threw up on you so she kept apologizing so you went to comfort her on the couch. I thought maybe some food would help with our being drunk so I headed towards the kitchen and got as far as the dinning room when I suddenly decided I need to wax it so I climbed up on it and I think I passed out."
I nod my head. "Yeah I'm positive that is what happened." I frowned. "At least I think that is what happened? I should check the washer and see if your pants are in there. If they are, then that must be what happened."
I smile in victory but then frown.
"Wait. I don't have a clothes washer yet. What the hell did I do with your pants then?"