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Your Friendly Neighborhood Mercenary ([info]deadp0ol) wrote in [info]screams_comm,
@ 2014-04-18 10:19:00

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Entry tags:aphrodite : ladyofthedoves, wade wilson : deadp0ol

...really?

This is seriously for real?

Not the blood, I can totally deal with that.

But..

A PINK HOUSE? What is this, Northstar's place?


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[info]ladyofthedoves
2014-04-18 02:25 pm UTC (link)
The blood is ruining it!

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[info]deadp0ol
2014-04-18 02:27 pm UTC (link)
Yeah, somebody better stop this before the house starts to look slightly less gay!!!

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[info]ladyofthedoves
2014-04-18 02:28 pm UTC (link)
Watch your tone.

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[info]deadp0ol
2014-04-18 02:31 pm UTC (link)
Sorry, sorry. I'll "Hallmark" it up a little.

Yeah, somebody better stop this before the house starts to look slightly less FUN!!!

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[info]ladyofthedoves
2014-04-18 02:34 pm UTC (link)
I'm Goddess Aphrodite, I fixed this house from the shambles it was presented to us. I'd watch that ungrateful tone of yours if I were you or you'll get a makeover as well.

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[info]deadp0ol
2014-04-18 02:37 pm UTC (link)
Are you the one who rides around naked on a horse?

Please please please be the one who rides around naked on a horse.

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[info]ladyofthedoves
2014-04-18 02:42 pm UTC (link)
That's it, I'm turning all your things pink.

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[info]deadp0ol
2014-04-18 02:44 pm UTC (link)
SHIKLAH!!! Please make the scary woman stop threatening my naughty bits...

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[info]ladyofthedoves
2014-04-18 02:50 pm UTC (link)
No one can help you.

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[info]deadp0ol
2014-04-18 02:51 pm UTC (link)
....can you at least take your top off? That'd cushion the blow a little...

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[info]mrsdeadpool
2014-04-18 02:56 pm UTC (link)
My love, not sure I like you asking her that.

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[info]deadp0ol
2014-04-18 02:57 pm UTC (link)
...you could look too, ya know.

Ok, ok. Sorry, sweetie. You know I love youuuuuuuuu

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[info]mrsdeadpool
2014-04-18 02:58 pm UTC (link)
I love you too, darling. Now what's the issue?

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[info]deadp0ol
2014-04-18 03:00 pm UTC (link)
The mean blonde lady wants to turn all my stuff pink.

And I'm afraid she means ALL my stuff. Like... even your favorite part of me!

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[info]mrsdeadpool
2014-04-18 03:04 pm UTC (link)
We can't have that.

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[info]deadp0ol
2014-04-18 03:41 pm UTC (link)
Exactly! Beat her up for me, baby?

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[info]mrsdeadpool
2014-04-18 03:46 pm UTC (link)
If you thing it wise to cause conflict, my love, I shall.

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[info]deadp0ol
2014-04-18 03:50 pm UTC (link)
Well... some freaky-deaky nekkid-times with my girl might make me just forget all about it...

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[info]mrsdeadpool
2014-04-18 03:58 pm UTC (link)
Nekkid-times it is, love.

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[info]deadp0ol
2014-04-18 04:06 pm UTC (link)
I'LL BE RIGHT THERE.

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[info]ladydeadpool
2014-04-18 02:58 pm UTC (link)
It's about time.

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[info]deadp0ol
2014-04-18 03:01 pm UTC (link)
WANDA! Oh man. You're gonna love this. Not only am I here... but I brought...

drum roll please...

MY WIFE. That's right, Blondie McFunbags, I'm a married man!

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[info]ladydeadpool
2014-04-18 03:04 pm UTC (link)
So how unstable is she?

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[info]deadp0ol
2014-04-18 03:42 pm UTC (link)
She's the Queen of the Undead, and just spend hundreds of years locked in a coffin, only to find out Dracula killed her only remaining family.

In other words, she's WAY more stable than me and you are.

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[info]ladydeadpool
2014-04-18 03:48 pm UTC (link)
Sounds fun.

If you see pink mist, run.

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[info]deadp0ol
2014-04-18 03:52 pm UTC (link)
PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT.

Wanda. Dude. She LOVES me. Like, she finds scarred-and-deformed me attractive. And you gotta see her. She's the hottest thing I've ever SEEN, too. Nothing in the world would make me run.

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[info]ladydeadpool
2014-04-18 03:57 pm UTC (link)
Well DUH we are hot,

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[info]deadp0ol
2014-04-18 04:05 pm UTC (link)
Alright. Well, I'ma get going for now. I gotta go have hot kinky sex with a sexy succubus.

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[info]ladydeadpool
2014-04-18 06:22 pm UTC (link)
Just great, you get kinky sex and I'm bored in this flood.

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[info]deadp0ol
2014-04-18 06:22 pm UTC (link)
If Shiklah doesn't mind, you could always come watch. Maybe even bring some popcorn and soda.

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[info]ladydeadpool
2014-04-18 06:27 pm UTC (link)
As appealing as that would be, I'll surf in the blood.

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