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Julian Blackwood ([info]synapticstatic) wrote in [info]schrecknet,
@ 2020-10-13 22:47:00

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Entry tags:character: chiyu umeda, character: claudia wagner, character: julian blackwood, character: micah lucciano, character: the confluence

If ever a place looked like it could be haunted it's got to be this one. It's the busts. I can hear them talking to me just looking at the photos. Serious The Haunting vibes crammed into one apartment.


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[info]binary_star
2020-10-14 03:23 am UTC (link)
I'd like to skip that one.

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[info]synapticstatic
2020-10-14 03:37 am UTC (link)
The Malk version of a haunted house and we don't even have to pay to go through it.

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[info]binary_star
2020-10-14 03:49 am UTC (link)
Any reason you're looking at real estate? You planning on leaving me so soon?

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[info]synapticstatic
2020-10-14 05:43 am UTC (link)
I don't know. Is the house going to continue to be Pornhub live inside of my head?

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[info]binary_star
2020-10-14 05:46 am UTC (link)
Oh, don't be ridiculous. It's not that bad. Now come help me out of the dryer, step-bro, I'm stuck.

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[info]synapticstatic
2020-10-14 05:52 am UTC (link)
True. If you guys need some helpful pointers...why are you stuck in the dryer?

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[info]binary_star
2020-10-14 06:03 am UTC (link)
We're older than you. We don't need pointers, trust me.

You can't be seriously offering pointers and not get that reference.

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[info]synapticstatic
2020-10-14 06:13 am UTC (link)
Connie, we're Malks. It is a great possibility for you to be stuck in the dryer in the literal sense.

Also, Cian just doesn't seem that kinky to me. But I suppose it is those ones you have to watch out for.

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[info]binary_star
2020-10-14 06:16 am UTC (link)
.... Fair. But no. It's... No.

Well, the details aren't for you. Suffice it to say, we enjoy ourselves.

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[info]synapticstatic
2020-10-14 06:21 am UTC (link)
As long as you're enjoying yourselves but also, yeah, I don't want the details. Which is why I'm trying to keep my brain which I'm still working on refiltering away from picking up those details.

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[info]binary_star
2020-10-14 06:22 am UTC (link)
I really am trying to help. But I can't help anything you actually overhear. It is my house after all.

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[info]synapticstatic
2020-10-14 06:32 am UTC (link)
To be fair you did warn me about the screaming. And I'm glad you've managed to make it that type of screaming.

I'm also just glad Cian has stopped fucking certain other people.

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[info]binary_star
2020-10-14 06:43 am UTC (link)
Absolutely cackling. That's so true.

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[info]synapticstatic
2020-10-14 08:11 am UTC (link)
Goes nicely with the screaming red of the walls.

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[info]binary_star
2020-10-14 08:13 am UTC (link)
I like it better than white or grey.

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[info]synapticstatic
2020-10-14 08:21 am UTC (link)
It grows on you. Though it's surprising they're not white because looking at places in New York it seems like 90% of them are white.

Certainly better than creepy busts craved into otherwise perfectly good crown molding.

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[info]binary_star
2020-10-14 08:43 am UTC (link)
I couldn't do white. Spent too much time in too many nuthouses. Sure, some of it was voluntary, picking up a childer or ten but it's never pleasant.

Oh, definitely better than that.

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[info]synapticstatic
2020-10-14 10:01 am UTC (link)
Ten? Do you get a bulk discount?

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[info]binary_star
2020-10-14 10:08 am UTC (link)
They come in these delightful little multipacks, you see. Like those scented markers. Is it popcorn? Blueberry? Black licorice?

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[info]synapticstatic
2020-10-14 10:20 am UTC (link)
No, see, the black licorice one is the one you toss back.

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[info]binary_star
2020-10-14 06:06 pm UTC (link)
Now, now. You're a black licorice. We wouldn't want to toss you back.

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[info]synapticstatic
2020-10-14 08:45 pm UTC (link)
Wow, Connie. Me a black licorice? Clearly, I'm a grape.

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[info]binary_star
2020-10-14 08:58 pm UTC (link)
Oh no, darling. You're a black licorice. Sorry to say.

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[info]synapticstatic
2020-10-15 01:04 am UTC (link)
And why am I a black licorice?

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[info]binary_star
2020-10-15 01:10 am UTC (link)
You're bad for the health of those with sick hearts.

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[info]synapticstatic
2020-10-15 01:44 am UTC (link)
That's[...] Yeah, that sounds about right.

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[info]maledetto
2020-10-14 05:41 am UTC (link)
Yes, pray tell. What's the reason for the house-hunting?

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[info]synapticstatic
2020-10-14 05:50 am UTC (link)
Malk radio: Pornhub edition.

Though I suppose I could just move into the apartment I'm using now full time.

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[info]maledetto
2020-10-14 06:02 am UTC (link)
It's already yours so I don't see why not.

But have you not considered giving your housemates a taste of their own medicine?

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[info]synapticstatic
2020-10-14 06:17 am UTC (link)
It would put me closer at all times for whenever a need arises.

Sure I have, but do you really want to come all the way out to Staten Island for that?

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[info]maledetto
2020-10-14 07:39 am UTC (link)
Indeed it would.

Not particularly. But you are the Malkavian here, I'm sure you have other tricks up your sleeve.

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[info]synapticstatic
2020-10-14 08:13 am UTC (link)
The mirrors might even survive this time.

Micah, you say that like I'm capable of coming up with twisted notorious plans.

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[info]maledetto
2020-10-14 08:42 am UTC (link)
Not my place to critique your taste in decor.

Oh? Were you not? Those evil machinations I've seen must be a different handsome stranger then.

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[info]synapticstatic
2020-10-14 10:11 am UTC (link)
I should get those replaced now that the mess is cleaned up. Which we could work on my issues about mirrors next.

Must be. Maybe I have an evil twin. Clearly, I'm the much better looking one if such a twin does exist.

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[info]maledetto
2020-10-14 10:19 am UTC (link)
I'm thinking a full sized one on the ceiling. Replace the urge to smash with something else entirely.

Can't say I'd be opposed to having two of you around.

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[info]synapticstatic
2020-10-14 10:31 am UTC (link)
That's what I was thinking. Maybe a couple of full-length ones for the wall just for that side angle as well.

Is just one of me not enough? Am I not full filling your every need? Is this a need for someone to feed you grapes at the same time thing? Metaphorical grapes of course.

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[info]maledetto
2020-10-14 10:41 am UTC (link)
Exactly my thoughts.

Let me put it this way: does the thought of being with two of me not appeal to you?

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[info]synapticstatic
2020-10-14 11:00 am UTC (link)
Guess I know what I'll be having special ordered and installed now.

Considering the first thought that popped into my head was 'spit-roast' we'll leave it at that and say fair point.

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[info]maledetto
2020-10-14 12:58 pm UTC (link)
I've already made the calls.

Knew you would see it my way.

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[info]nightcurse
2020-10-14 06:59 pm UTC (link)
Looks completely normal and no haunted whatsoever in my professional opinion. I appreciate the woodworking and clear shower stall.

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[info]synapticstatic
2020-10-14 08:46 pm UTC (link)
The bathroom does almost make one overlook the fact that it's very clearly haunted.

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[info]sparksjoy
2020-10-14 09:00 pm UTC (link)
Aw Jules, don't go. I'll miss you.

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[info]synapticstatic
2020-10-15 01:07 am UTC (link)
Nothing is fully decided yet. But even if I do, it's not like I won't still be around.

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[info]sparksjoy
2020-10-15 01:43 am UTC (link)
That's true. But I gotta have someone to ghoul talk with. <3

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