Batman:'What is the goddamn point in building a snowman? You put all that effort and love into sculpting it, then dressing it in glasses, carrots and...and...Mom's beads, then what happens? When the warm weather comes the snowman melts, thawing without mercy, without any consideration as to the trauma it can cause a child. Soon that frosty figure will just be a puddle of water on the floor, like the puddle of blood my parents found themselves laying in that fateful winter's night... ...God I hate christmas. Lousy kids and their stinkin', gift giving, still-alive parents'.