queenanthai (queenanthai) wrote in scans_daily, @ 2009-09-14 20:33:00 |
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Entry tags: | creator: james kuhoric, creator: jason craig, creator: jeff katz, genre: horror, title: freddy vs. jason vs. ash |
OH GOD WHY
You know, I basically live on the internet. There isn't a whole lot of stuff in modern media that can squick me these days. And then I read FREDDY VS. JASON VS. ASH: NIGHTMARE WARRIORS #3.
Okay. There needs to be backstory. In Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare, Freddy was revealed to have been married with a young daughter at the time he was tried for all that slaughtering of kids and whatnot. (I know. It was stupid. Bear with me.) The daughter, Kathryn, was adopted and apparently conveniently forgot all about her birth parents (again: it was stupid) for a while. In the movie, she's a social worker named Maggie. Then there tries to be plot. It's good for a MST-ing.
In the comic, the government has seized the Necronomicon and used it to free the human form of Freddy Krueger (you had to have been there), who was banished to the Deadite dimension at the end of the first series. They think he's powerless. Meanwhile, Jason went off killing for a while before the government captured him as well. This led to an en masse gathering of all of the survivors of the NOES and Friday the 13th movies, as well as Ash Williams. So they all head over to this government facility with Maggie in charge and, well...Freddy isn't as powerless as he's been acting, let's put it that way:
AND THEN THERE WAS SQUICK:
Yeah, apparently incest is where I draw the ick line.
WHEN DID MAGGIE GET EVIL I DO NOT EVEN KNOW THIS MAKES NO SENSE oh God I am only reading it because I love Freddy so much. It makes me make run-on sentences and everything.
CAPSLOCK OF FACEPALMING.