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joysweeper (joysweeper) wrote in scans_daily,
@ 2009-08-25 01:19:00

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char: storm/ororo munroe, creator: jeff parker, publisher: marvel comics, title: marvel adventures avengers

The Conquests of Storm
Ladies and gentlebeings, I present to you: the conquests of MA Storm! I may have missed a couple, and sooner or later I know someone will put up her 616 counterpart's conquests. You know what I mean by conquests, right?

Herc did have that line about Giant Girl, but who did he give a ring to? Storm. Source: MA: A # 18

Hawkeye flirted with Giant Girl, but who really drew this archer's eye? Storm.

MA: A # 10 mentioned that Storm was missing because she was on a date with an African king. You know who that is, right?

Source: MA: A # 22.

Alas, T'Challa, she's just not that into you. Not in MA. Source: MA: A # 23

Doc Samson is intrigued. Source: MA: A # 24

Of course, Storm's conquests are not all men.

Spidey really should learn to finish his sentences. Source: MA: A #24

They even go on a date. (Hey, if Cap and Iron Man hanging around playing basketball, eating hamburgers, and hunting down spammers is a date, so is this.)

Tigra dreams of Storm's love. Source: MA: A # 36

But of all her harem, there's one in particular that Storm seems to favor most consistently. Big guy, blond, Norse. She says she's "partial to the way he uses thunderstorms". We saw Thor for the first time in MA: A # 15, but although she's partial to him and he calls her his fellow storm-bringer, they warm up later.

...Unfortunately I don't seem to have those issues, so this is from here on S_D, and there's the old preview here.

Source: MA: A # 29

Finally:

That's a conquest. That's a conquest of YOU. Source: MA:A # 3

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	20thcenturyvole 2009-08-25 07:10 am UTC (link)
	Storm! <3 <3 <3 Is there a single character who isn't 10 times more awesome in MA:A? Because I can't think of any. (Reply to this)

	arilou_skiff 2009-08-25 07:13 am UTC (link)
	Am I wrong for shipping MA!Spidey/MA!Janet? Probably. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	neuhallidae 2009-08-25 07:20 am UTC (link)
	Jan's totally part of Storm's harem and keeps Hank on the side so she can have someone to herself. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Well Marvel Adventures is a friendlier universe politicalzombie 2009-11-15 10:23 pm UTC (link)
	...teaching kids positive stuff. Course, one of the first thing I learned in Kindergarten, was Sharing! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	neuhallidae 2009-08-25 07:20 am UTC (link)
	And Peter. 'Cause a girl's got needs. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	vignettelante 2009-08-25 07:21 am UTC (link)
	That "treat yourself, you deserve it" had me thinking along those lines too. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	yaseen101 2009-08-25 04:24 pm UTC (link)
	Now you've got me thinking. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	arilou_skiff 2009-08-25 07:24 am UTC (link)
	Also: Mouse-Queen Tigra is awesomsauce. (Reply to this)

	freivolk 2009-08-25 08:39 am UTC (link)
	MA Storm really gets around. I like it, but its also strange for me. I´m so used of Claremont writing Storm as a lesbian virgin. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	xdoop 2009-08-25 12:01 pm UTC (link)
	Despite her having romances with Doom, Arkon and Forge? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	kagome654 2009-08-25 12:27 pm UTC (link)
	Did she really have a romance with Doom? All I remember is mutual respect/admiration. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pyrotwilight 2009-08-25 02:55 pm UTC (link)
	And that turned out to be a Doom-bot! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	xdoop 2009-08-25 03:46 pm UTC (link)
	That's what he claimed later, anyway. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	xdoop 2009-08-25 03:47 pm UTC (link)
	There was definitely a mutual attraction, at least. http://asylums.insanejournal.com/scans_daily/116244.html#cutid1 (Reply to this) (Parent)

	selke 2009-08-26 06:28 am UTC (link)
	They did in one of the series of books. It was AU, but really well written. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Storm and Forge jazzypom 2009-08-26 08:36 am UTC (link)
	Were my OTP back in the day. I cried when Mystique broke them up. Cried. BAWLED, when Forge rescinded his proposal. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	kusonaga 2009-08-25 08:39 am UTC (link)
	I don't normally like Storm, but she's awesome in MA (like all others). What really cracks me up though? "Hey, Stark? You won't believe this..." Wolverine is SUCH a gossip. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	schmevil 2009-08-25 10:07 pm UTC (link)
	I love gossipy MA Wolverine. <3 (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Threat Down: gossipy MA Wolverine politicalzombie 2009-11-15 10:29 pm UTC (link)
	This be a man who can smell what everyone is up to! If there be a supers edition of gossip mags, it be headed by Wolverine and Shadowcat? (Reply to this) (Parent)

	angelophile 2009-08-25 09:23 am UTC (link)
	This looks great, but I must admit, the scans are so large I can't read them on my screen unless I download and zoom out. (Reply to this)

	box_in_the_box 2009-08-25 09:29 am UTC (link)
	That last panel is BEGGING for a DAT ASS macro. (Reply to this)

	thandrak 2009-08-25 10:16 am UTC (link)
	And, parenthetically, support for my theory that Tigra really likes dresses. Because she's a pretty pretty princess. (Reply to this)

	freivolk 2009-08-25 11:24 am UTC (link)
	One question. Whats up with Wolvie-Dschini? Is it just a dream of Tigra? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	neuhallidae 2009-08-25 03:10 pm UTC (link)
	He's a genie out of a necklace. She was offered wishes, but knows bad shit usually happens when you make them, so she's trying to think of one that won't get her screwed over. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	scottyquick 2009-08-25 12:25 pm UTC (link)
	Aw, I was hoping for Steve/Ororo before we got to Thorm. (Reply to this)

	kingrockwell 2009-08-25 05:59 pm UTC (link)
	"Needs a wife" :D :D :D The fact Hulk!Tigra's boobs didn't grow with the rest of her body is cracking me up! And much as I love MA, I cannot get over the way Storm has Carol's lightning bolt. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	bariman1987 2009-08-25 09:12 pm UTC (link)
	The lightning bolt works far better for Storm anyway. It's related to her powers and it's kind of S-shaped. (Reply to this) (Parent)

oddpuppets
2009-08-25 07:06 pm UTC (link)

I've said it once, I'll say it again, but MA Storm's ass is just so fine. Hubba-hubba.

MA Storm is also just so damn awesome and a rockin' playah. I love that the authors keep on inserting bi subtext. Yes, it's hardly original for the girl to be bi, but in this case, I'm so okay with it. Besides, imagine what'll happen to the generation that grew up reading MA:A. It warms the cockles of my heart.

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	petalsinthewind 2009-08-25 07:18 pm UTC (link)
	I want that green pen. (Reply to this)

	fungo_squiggly 2009-08-25 08:51 pm UTC (link)
	Tigra actually looks pretty happy in the scene where she imagines being made queen of the talking mice. (Reply to this)

	mania21 2009-08-25 09:28 pm UTC (link)
	You know, I always thought seeing Ororo Munroe and Janet Van Dyne as friends would be rather interesting, given the display of opposites there. I remember when they both teamed up with She-hulk and Tigra in one of Marvel's old over sized specials books, I forget the name (They all got summoned by some mutant girl to a small town in the middle of nowhere). (Reply to this)

	I think Kelis says it best about MA!Storm proteus_lives 2009-08-25 09:45 pm UTC (link)
	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZ-FAV9fBII THORM for the win! (Reply to this)

	mullon 2009-08-25 10:59 pm UTC (link)
	See, I was right! You even went with the correct last page. (Reply to this)