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Tweak says, "Sugar High!"

neuhallidae (neuhallidae) wrote in scans_daily,
@ 2009-08-23 03:37:00

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char: hercules/marvel, char: hulk/bruce banner, char: iron man/tony stark, char: odin, char: spider-man/peter parker, char: wasp/janet van dyne, char: wolverine/logan/james howlett, creator: ig guara, creator: jeff parker, creator: paul tobin, creator: ty templeton, title: marvel adventures, title: marvel adventures avengers

"A beautiful giant!"
After this, I had to post the bit where Herc takes an immediate liking to Giant-Girl in Marvel Adventures: Avengers #18.

And, just because it amuses me, Odin sure knows how to compliment the ladies, as he demonstrates (also on Giant-Girl) in MA:A #29.

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	freivolk 2009-08-23 08:19 am UTC (link)
	The Gods want meat at their wimen. Only foolish mortals think crack-zombies are attractive. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	tacobob 2009-08-23 01:41 pm UTC (link)
	Ahhh. Now you did it! You just hurt Crack-Zombie-Girl's feelings! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	freivolk 2009-08-23 07:34 pm UTC (link)
	Surly she will eat my brain for it. And then she will puke it out. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	kijikun 2009-08-23 09:00 am UTC (link)
	Oh MA Giant Girl <3 (Reply to this) (Thread)

	box_in_the_box 2009-08-23 09:10 am UTC (link)
	See, coming from Odin, age-inappropriate flirting like that still seems charming, because unlike Zeus, Odin doesn't hit on the ladies by turning into Golden Showers and shit. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	kijikun 2009-08-23 09:13 am UTC (link)
	Or bulls, or swans, or eagles, or their husband, etc. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	box_in_the_box 2009-08-23 09:14 am UTC (link)
	ZEUS: DATE-RAPIST OF THE GODS. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	kijikun 2009-08-23 09:15 am UTC (link)
	Not to mention the kidnapper of maidens and handsome young men. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	box_in_the_box 2009-08-23 09:16 am UTC (link)
	That being said, WTF was up with women back then, that they said to themselves, "Hey this random animal is interested in fucking me, so I might as well go with the flow"? The only other places I know where women would react like that are fanfic or a Springer episode. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	kijikun 2009-08-23 09:19 am UTC (link)
	Well it was often implied they didn't have much of a say in the matter. Also uhm the Greeks had interesting views on the place of women and it shows in their myths. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	arilou_skiff 2009-08-23 11:15 am UTC (link)
	Also, in at leastsome of the cases it is implied that he just used the animals as a way to get close and then resumed human form. Eg. with Danae and the golden rain he first rains in, then starts chatting with her, which seems to assume he was in human form. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pyrotwilight 2009-08-23 02:00 pm UTC (link)
	One can only WONDER what Zeus transformed into for Helena... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	arilou_skiff 2009-08-23 07:25 pm UTC (link)
	He never slept with Helena, IIRC (she was after all his daughter, although that usually didn't stop him much) he seduced her mother in the shape of her husband though. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bariman1987 2009-08-23 07:40 pm UTC (link)
	I think pyrotwilight meant Helena Sandsmark, the mother of Cassie "Wonder Girl" Sandsmark. IIRC, Helena said she remembered him as a very charming man, so presumably no animals or golden showers involved. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	psychop_rex 2009-08-24 05:23 am UTC (link)
	Just wondering - what is your icon taken from? I thought I'd seen all the 'Batman and Sons' stuff, but that looks unfamiliar. Has it been posted here? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bariman1987 2009-08-24 09:38 am UTC (link)
	I believe it's from part 2 of the family picnic story. All the younguns are playing a game involving water guns and Tim is schooling all the metas. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	psychop_rex 2009-08-24 08:47 pm UTC (link)
	Ah, OK. I guess I just didn't recognize the image. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	ashtoreth 2009-08-24 01:43 am UTC (link)
	I've seen one of the Romantic artists paintings of a swan..er...humping Leda. Very pornographic. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	neuhallidae 2009-08-24 01:55 am UTC (link)
	The Romantics were batshit anyway (a professor of mine enjoyed scarring students with the stories behind certain paintings), so I'm not surprised they'd go for the straight up porno. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	petalsinthewind 2009-08-23 06:17 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah, it's often actually rape. And the reason other people reacted badly was because they didn't want their daughter getting pregnant by premarital rape. The "premarital" with a guy who couldn't marry them was probably the worse part for them. And it was probably their fault, wearing a Doric chiton! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

dr_hermes
2009-08-23 07:49 pm UTC (link)

You have to wonder if this behavior by the gods was partly inspired by young women getting pregnant (oops) and, when asked who the father was, quickly said, "Ah... it was Zeus! Yes, that's it. He came in my door as a wolf and ravished me." This way she wouldn't be forced to marry the real father.

A lot of cultures have this folklore about women getting pregnant by sleeping out under the full moon, or eating taboo food or something. It might be a way to deflect blame.

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	ashtoreth 2009-08-24 01:41 am UTC (link)
	My grandmother always warned me about public toilets. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

dr_hermes
2009-08-24 01:56 am UTC (link)

There's an urban legend about a young girl who was wounded by gunfire on the outskirts of a Civil War battle. She eventually showed signs of pregnancy, even though she swore it was impossible. It seemed a bullet passed through a soldier's testicle and into her, bringing some sperm into her body. I don't know if anyone believed this or if it was a "Oh come ON!" story, but it's in several books of folklore.

I have met a person who believed that a woman somewhere swallowed tiny octopus eggs while swimming, and a baby octopus started growing in her stomach...

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	roily_rogue 2009-08-24 03:20 am UTC (link)
	Wasn't the first urban legend tested by Mythbusters? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

dr_hermes
2009-08-24 04:13 am UTC (link)

I think so, they covered the swallowing octopus eggs story, too. I used to love that show, but I don't take their results as final because they sometimes overlook possibilities.

I can see Kari telling her parents that this week they're going to be testing whether a bullet can carry sperm out of a man into a woman. Both Mr and Mrs Byron sputter and spill their coffee, and ask her if she wouldn't rather work for ANTIQUES ROADSHOW.

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	greenmask 2009-08-24 09:09 pm UTC (link)
	And it was probably their fault, wearing a Doric chiton! Ahahaha.. auhhhhhh. It's sad-funny because it's true. (And history geekish.) (Reply to this) (Parent)

	arilou_skiff 2009-08-23 11:13 am UTC (link)
	Fairly certain he does the entire "impersonate people's husbands. thing though. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	charlemagnne 2009-08-23 02:53 pm UTC (link)
	He also turned into Artemis once, in order to get close to one of her nymphs and then rape her. (Reply to this) (Parent)

bruinsfan
2009-08-23 10:45 pm UTC (link)

There's also the implication that Frigga just sighed and looked the other way at Odin's wandering eye. Whereas if you did give in to Zeus' charms, odds were you (and your family, and maybe the whole city you lived in) would get serpents and monsters rained down on you when Hera found out.

While Zeus was depicted as quite a bit more charming and handsome, NO ONE is a good enough lay to be worth all that.

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	arilou_skiff 2009-08-24 06:34 am UTC (link)
	Funny thing that, one of Zeus titles is Zeus Herasgamos, which basically means "Zeus, that guy who is married to Hera". (Reply to this) (Parent)

	greenmask 2009-08-24 09:11 pm UTC (link)
	Marrying one's sibling: it does not go well. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	psychop_rex 2009-08-24 05:21 am UTC (link)
	You needn't add the MA - as far as I know, she's the ONLY Giant Girl. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	box_in_the_box 2009-08-23 09:04 am UTC (link)
	And Hercules is so well-endowed that he could nail Giant-Girl, at that full size, and still leave her satisfied. :) (Reply to this) (Thread)

	pyrotwilight 2009-08-23 02:12 pm UTC (link)
	He's not sure if he can, but he'll try anyone once. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	And because I refuse to let terrible jokes die: box_in_the_box 2009-08-23 09:07 am UTC (link)
	"I cannot let so lovely a creature go without my aid!" AND BY "MY AID," I MEAN "MY PENIS," AMIRITE??? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	"And she needs the help of Invincible Hercules!" box_in_the_box 2009-08-23 09:08 am UTC (link)
	AND BY "HELP," I MEAN - (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Re: And because I refuse to let terrible jokes die: dustbunny105 2009-08-23 11:25 am UTC (link)
	Hey, it actually works this time! XD (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Re: And because I refuse to let terrible jokes die: seriousfic 2009-08-23 03:55 pm UTC (link)
	No, it would be more like "I cannot let so lovely a creature go without my aid. And by aid, what could mighty Hercules mean but his godly endowment of flesh and lust?" (Reply to this) (Parent)

	taggerung301 2009-08-23 11:32 am UTC (link)
	hmph, for some reason this line never works for me when I go bar hopping . . . (Reply to this)

	pyrotwilight 2009-08-23 01:53 pm UTC (link)
	Everybody loves Giant-Girl, duh. <3 (Reply to this) (Thread)

	proteus_lives 2009-08-24 05:11 am UTC (link)
	She's a groovy giant! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	mullon 2009-08-23 04:13 pm UTC (link)
	Meanwhile, everyone is trying to get into MA:A Storm's pants. Somene should make a post about that. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	neuhallidae 2009-08-23 04:15 pm UTC (link)
	They even shipped Storm/Jan for a few panels, there. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	oddpuppets 2009-08-23 05:37 pm UTC (link)
	SCANS. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	joysweeper 2009-08-25 05:21 am UTC (link)
	Working on it. Gotta trawl through all the issues so I don't miss something, though. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	It matters not to the Prince of Power! proteus_lives 2009-08-24 05:18 am UTC (link)
	It matters not if the woman is old, young, thin, fat, white, black, asian, latina, native, human, alien, made of pure energy, a elf, robot, gamma-powered, furry, a goddess, a demon, from the future, from the past, an amazon, made of shadow, a vampire, a troll, vegetable or mineral. HERCULES WILL HIT IT! (Reply to this)

	kirke_novak 2009-08-24 05:02 pm UTC (link)
	MA Odin = Pimp (Reply to this)