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galateus (galateus) wrote in scans_daily,
@ 2009-08-14 10:58:00

Current mood:	crazy
Entry tags:	char: lana lang, char: lois lane, char: lori lemaris, char: lucy lane, char: supergirl/kara zor-el, char: superman/clark kent, era: silver age, in-joke: herodickery, title: superman's girl friend lois lane

Lois Lane #55: "Superman's Secret Wife!"

I have a feeling this particular well of Superdickery has a well-beaten path between it and the Superman's Girlfriend Lois Lane offices. But... damn.

Challenge! Can you guess who is... "SUPERMAN`S SECRET WIFE!"

(Can you guess? CAN YOU?!)

It starts with Lois being magically summoned in the middle of the night:

She's rescued from the cave-in by Supergirl, who reassures her there's no way Kal's keeping a secret that big; at the least, she'd know. And so Lois stays perfectly sane and rational... by Silver Age standards... until she sees Superman making a giant Super-Valentine heart out of a mountainside.

Then, the descent into madness begins.

Her first stalking victim is that "hussy" Lana Lang.

Then? Her own sister.

Finally, she starts dragging her employer down with the sheer depths of her paranoia--depths that go 20 thousand leagues under the sea, as she hunts down the mermaid Lori Lemaris. (I'm thinking she's bringing a harpoon.)

Lois dons a "frog-girl outfit," which looks exactly like a scuba suit, and discovers Lori's children--little Superman lookalikes just like in Circe's vision, except for their mer-tails. Apparently, not only can Lori telepathically talk to Lois, she can read Lois' thoughts, and though she doesn't seem to notice the CRAZY BALL OF CRAZY that is Lois' brain, she reveals that Superman is actually godfather to her two children with her husband, Ronal. Hence the super-outfits.

And then: proof! (Note that Superman and Lois haven't said a single word to each other all issue.)

Well, Superman does love to keep loved ones safely locked away with his trophies in the Fortress forever, where no one else can see or touch them... ever...

You'd think the secret-wife-and-kids would be enough to destroy Lois all on its own, but oh, it gets worse.

Yes, Super-Incest strikes again! It conquers all and takes no prisoners...

Current Mood: crazy
Tags: char: lana lang, char: lois lane, char: lori lemaris, char: lucy lane, char: supergirl/kara zor-el, char: superman/clark kent, era: silver age, in-joke: herodickery, title: superman's girlfriend lois lane

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...Except it was totally all Red K and super-hypnotism the whole time. Since they have an incest taboo on Krypton and all.

Really, Lois, isn't this just what they'd want you to think? To Kryptonians you're like a fly tied to a stick, with your human "emotions" and "feelings" and fragile, fragile bone structures.

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	tacobob 2009-08-14 03:13 pm UTC (link)
	Nothing like a little Tag-Team Superdickery! (Reply to this)

	angelophile 2009-08-14 03:23 pm UTC (link)
	My first guess of Jimmy Olsen proved sadly inaccurate. That's the way these stories normally go. (Reply to this) (Thread)

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	jlroberson 2009-08-14 03:27 pm UTC (link)
	Why am I getting this inkling that Lois Lane (the comic) was in some way capitalizing on shows like I LOVE LUCY? (Reply to this) (Thread)

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	seriousfic 2009-08-14 04:03 pm UTC (link)
	It's the "oh, yeah, we got married and CUT OUR WAY OUT OF A WEDDING CAKE!" that puts it over the top into sheer lunacy. Red K doesn't do that. No, Supergirl is just fucking nuts. Who knows what'll set her off next? Too much caffeine? A violent videogame? A really sad book she reads? (Reply to this) (Thread)

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	parsimonia 2009-08-14 04:07 pm UTC (link)
	Why? Why why why? I'll never understand what possessed people to write stories like this back then. (Reply to this) (Thread)

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	(Anonymous) 2009-08-14 04:17 pm UTC (link)
	This is why i can't understand why people like Dan Didio want to bring back the silver age. Do comics really need this kinf of story? (Reply to this) (Thread)

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	mullon 2009-08-14 05:37 pm UTC (link)
	Damn, my money was on Luthor. I like needlessly evil Supergir. They should bring her back. (Reply to this) (Thread)

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	kenn_el 2009-08-15 12:50 am UTC (link)
	Lois forgave Supergirl...but immediately rode Superhorse all night long. (Reply to this)

	balbaroy 2009-08-15 01:01 am UTC (link)
	It's weird, but I find the last panel with Supergirl swaddling Lois in her cape to be the creepiest part of this issue. It feels like it's leading into another story about "The Perils of Lois the Super-Mummy!" (Reply to this)

	dr_hermes 2009-08-15 01:20 am UTC (link)
	My preoccupation with smoking in old comics has to point out Linda's foster father and his pipe there. (Reply to this)

	lyraeinne 2009-08-15 03:35 am UTC (link)
	...I really, really want to know how Lois thinks Lana and/or Lucy managed to hide two pregnancies in the past five years. (Reply to this)

	superfan1 2009-08-15 03:40 am UTC (link)
	Weird story, totally want to do the cake thing at my wedding! (Reply to this) (Thread)

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	zordboy 2009-08-15 09:42 am UTC (link)
	What I love the most... "...until she sees Superman making a giant Super-Valentine heart out of a mountainside..." That this is a normal, every-day occurrence in the silver-age. :D (Reply to this)

	ozlelila 2009-08-15 06:18 pm UTC (link)
	Am I the only one who read "Red K" as "Red X?" So THAT's who stole Robin's suit! (Reply to this)

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