And if I'd said, "This comic suxxorz cuz it shood be a geetar," you'd be quite right to call me on it, but what I said was: "I'd be only slightly more impressed if it was a guitar instead of a baseball bat, but I'm content to be as impressed as I am. :)" I'm not sure how you get "will not like" out my saying I was impressed by the comic, but I'm impressed that you did.
So we're clear, I'm using your definition of "impressed" in the last half of that sentence, which means I don't like that leap.