Why is there a leg severed leg in bed with them? Severed and mangled, actually, since it seems to have an extra joint, as well as being in a position in which it couldn't possibly be connected to either of their bodies. And why is Peter wearing makeup in that first scan? And why does he have fake eyebrows on?
I'll be over in the corner, repeating "If Stan Lee didn't write it, it doesn't count" to myself until the nausea goes away.