STANSLAUS! THE ACCURSED FANTASTIC FOUR WERE NOWHERE NEAR THE TRANSMOGRIFICATION DEVICE! I HAD TO FLY TO THE FURTHEST REACHES OF THE LATVERIAN MOUNTAINS TO CONFIRM THIS! DID YOUR SIMPLETON EYES DECEIVE YOU? WHY MUST LESSER MINDS NEVER CEASES TO DISAPPOINT -- DOOM?!?
No no no, check it, Doc! Stanslaus was settin' you up with that bogus alert! We jus' needed to get you out of your crib for a tick so's we could... piiiimp your riiiide!
IMPUDENT FOOL! WHO DARES PIMP THE RIDE OF DOOM?
Ch-- chillax, man, we just put a spoiler on the oh GOD oh GOD my FACE it HURTS
DOOM CHILLAXES FOR NO MAN! HOW DARE YOU DEMAND CHILLAXING IN CASTLE DOOM!
kill me kill me kill me oh GOD kill me just make it STOP
DOOM MUST ADMIT HOWEVER THAT IS A PRETTY SWEET SPOILER.
help me mother I can -- mother no I'll get up I swear just let me five minutes
AND THE DECALS DO ADD A CERTAIN DOOM NE SAIS QUOI. THAT SKULL REMINDS ME OF THE SKULLS OF MY FOES, CRUSHED IN ENDLESS SUCCESSION UNDER THE MERCILESS HEELS -- OF DOOM! THAT TOUCH OF FLAME -- BRILLIANT!
th there is no eye be behind I can't blink why can't I close my where
BECAUSE IT SAYS "WHEN DOOM ROLLS DOOM ROLLS FAST"... IT IS AS THOUGH THE FLAME DECAL GIVES THE IMPRESSION OF SPEED EVEN WHEN DOOM'S CAR IS MOTIONLESS. IMPRESSIVE. DOOM... IS PLEASED.
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IMBECILE! DOOM COMMANDS YOU: PIMP MY TIME CUBE!
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OH. BLAST! THE FRAGILITY OF LESSER MEN NEVER CEASES TO DISAPPOINT -- DOOM!