I am deeply, deeply saddened that Google returns no results for "reciprocating bra" as a phrase, and in particular no image results. Even with safesearch off.
But aye, I can sympathize. I often get lost google-checking to make sure I'm not spouting crap that I only think that I know. And really, I chose to stick my reply onto yours only because putting it anywhere else would require a rehash of the point that it is not a chainsaw as you had already pointed out, rather than to rebut your comment.