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drsevarius (drsevarius) wrote in scans_daily,
@ 2009-07-04 17:58:00

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char: marquis of death/clyde wyncham, char: petunia grimm, creator: bryan hitch, creator: mark millar, title: fantastic four

Fantastic Four #568

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	xammax 2009-07-04 10:09 pm UTC (link)
	Oh motherfucker its on. (Reply to this)

	heat16 2009-07-04 10:18 pm UTC (link)
	And another woman in the fridge. Yay! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	schmevil 2009-07-04 10:33 pm UTC (link)
	It's more like a meat locker at this point. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	fredneil.livejournal.com 2009-07-04 10:35 pm UTC (link)
	Sometimes I have to wonder what kind of person would think of something like that. That's aside from questioning the wisdom of throwing away a bit of characterization that's been established over decades for two panels of Dr. Doom being badass. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	drsevarius 2009-07-04 11:05 pm UTC (link)
	It's Millar's new villain, not Doom. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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	foxhack 2009-07-04 10:41 pm UTC (link)
	Wait, Aunt Petunia is a nineteen year old woman? (Reply to this) (Thread)

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	colonel_green 2009-07-04 10:49 pm UTC (link)
	I wasn't clear if that was a vision or not, given how most of what the Marquis does is clearly projections. (Reply to this)

	milleniumrex 2009-07-04 10:51 pm UTC (link)
	Hi, Mark Millar. Don't let the door hit you on the way out. And if the Marquis of Death is your Mary Sue, seek help. Please. (Reply to this)

	kagome654 2009-07-04 10:59 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, wow! The Marquis of Evil is SO AWESOME and COOL! Why, he's not lame at all! What a fool I was to doubt you an- Yeah, whatever. This isn't even funny anymore. (Reply to this) (Thread)

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	seriousfic 2009-07-04 11:14 pm UTC (link)
	Dear Christ, who's next? Willie Lumpkin? H.E.R.B.I.E.? (Reply to this)

	oddpuppets 2009-07-04 11:36 pm UTC (link)
	Oh man, did the Marquis try to kill Doom with a pack of sharks? Bitch, please. Doom took on Hell. Before you know it he will have become King of the Sharks and will lead an invasion force to Save Richards, so that afterwards he can gloat about it in the shadows of Latveria. (Reply to this) (Thread)

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	goblinthebamf 2009-07-04 11:40 pm UTC (link)
	seriously, Millar? (Reply to this)

jarodrussell
2009-07-05 12:14 am UTC (link)

Comics are supposed to be juvenile power fantasies, and thus appeal to people who enjoy such things. I admit, I like juvenile power fantasies, yet...lately, most of my juvenile power fantasies involve coming up with juvenile, bad ass ways of wiping the floor with shitty ideas like this crap. I question the logic of any business model that incites fans to create their own lame stories as a means to memetically combat the ones they should be paying to read.

*imagines the World Raping Demongoat flaying Doom's Master alive with alliterative condemnations of such a trite story*

"Fold thyself into a fetal form and meet oratory oblivion from a prolifically prosaic powerhouse, oh so-called Master of Doom. The totality of your trivial terror tamely twinkles before the all-knowing Starfaring Sower of Sinful Sorrow! The malaise made from your metalled mask marauding meets a sudden, stark end as I prepare to lob the most potent, prickly projectile in the known universe: the negative, Internet review!"

*gasps abound*

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	joseph_k101 2009-07-05 12:25 am UTC (link)
	This displeases me. Ben better have ample smashing time on this sonofabitch and Petunia better not be dead. (Reply to this)

	jlroberson 2009-07-05 01:50 am UTC (link)
	And the Superdictionary has a new entry for "Gratuitous." (Reply to this)

	the_lassiter 2009-07-05 01:50 am UTC (link)
	Really? Even Aunt Petunia? What a gratuitous scene. Is Pantha's head floating somewhere in the background too? (Reply to this)

	petalsinthewind 2009-07-05 02:22 am UTC (link)
	Are those supposed to be hips the Marquis has? (Reply to this)

	mullon 2009-07-05 03:30 am UTC (link)
	I thought writers had learned not to make stupid writing decisions like this anymore. (Reply to this)

	thandrak 2009-07-05 03:49 am UTC (link)
	Alternate universe, it was just a dream, yadda, yadda. Utau, Doom, Aunt Petunia? Meh. This story will have no lasting effect. (Reply to this) (Thread)

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	generalfreedom 2009-07-05 04:05 am UTC (link)
	This is so horrible. This Masters of Doom crap just gets worse with every issue. Why... why does Marvel hate us? Have we done something wrong to them? (Reply to this)

	okkult3000 2009-07-05 05:06 am UTC (link)
	Since I'm not reading this, is it actually as lame as it looks from the scans? Naked asexual corpse who is TOTALLY AWESOMER THAN DOOM!!! walks around just doing mean things with ill-defined powers? (Reply to this) (Thread)

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	wtfomfg2 2009-07-05 06:15 am UTC (link)
	Ugh. I'm so over this arc. Can we please have some awesome and serious buttkicking of this decomposing Mary Sue next issue? (Reply to this)

	psychop_rex 2009-07-05 07:02 am UTC (link)
	Since he's pretty clearly doing that solely to mess with Ben's mind, I doubt he'd bother actually offing his aunt. It was probably just an illusion. Also, those are some fig bucking sharks right there. Do shark even GET that big, even in comics? (Reply to this) (Thread)

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	ex_menagerie993 2009-07-05 06:44 pm UTC (link)
	Hey Millar, when your main storytelling vehicle seems to be "shock! they're dead!!" we all kind of figure out how every single one of your books will go before we pick it up. Just for the record. (Reply to this) (Thread)

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	kingrockwell 2009-07-06 03:47 am UTC (link)
	Oh there had better be some heavy clobberin' in the near future because goddammit you do not do this shit >:( (Reply to this)