The epic love story of Nightcrawler and a gargoyle (the kind made of stone)
Proving that Kurt Wagner can is a sexy bitch to anyone, living or dead, human or--well, it's a good thing he never meant Callisto when she was all tentacly--here's the first and only installment of Kurt Loves The Gargoyle.
Is that Bruce the Gargoyle? Because if it is, Spider-Man will be heartbroken.
Plot, such as it is (company-wide crossovers, what can I say?), happens, and Kurt ends up in a comic book store helping defend against zombie mannequins.
Oh, and Rachel has been turned into a mannequin. Usually you need Greg Land on pencils to get that effect. Kurt and Bruce go to stop Mannequin 2: On The Move from getting married to a demon.
"Of all the souls I've ever encountered, his was the most... human..."
Or would "Alas, poor Yorick. I knew him, Horatio." be more appropriate?
Regardless, a moment of silence for Bruce, the Nightcrawler-loving Gargoyle.