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Tweak says, "Bake 'im away, toys!"

cyberghostface (cyberghostface) wrote in scans_daily,
@ 2009-06-02 11:19:00

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char: dr. doom/victor von doom, creator: j. michael straczynski, creator: john romita jr., publisher: marvel comics, title: amazing spider-man

Week of Doom: Dr. Doom at Airport Security

This is from Amazing Spider-Man #491 (Vol 2, #50).

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	foxhack 2009-06-02 10:29 am UTC (link)
	DOOM needed change for the vending machines! DOOM loves American CHEETOS, even though they make his armor gloves RUSTY. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	sherkahn 2009-06-02 10:55 am UTC (link)
	They have to be HOT cheetos. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jktSryeS6js (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	foxhack 2009-06-02 12:27 pm UTC (link)
	... People like them? I tried them, they made me feel ill. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	sherkahn 2009-06-02 10:57 am UTC (link)
	How tall IS the Lord of Latveria? He barely clears the airport scanner. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	puregibberish 2009-06-02 11:01 am UTC (link)
	He has lifts in his boots in order to look down on that fool Richards. Of course, every time they meet Reed just stretches himself a couple of inches taller. It makes Doom bloody furious. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	aaron_bourque 2009-06-02 12:27 pm UTC (link)
	According to the Official Handbook to the Marvel Universe, he's 6'2", 6'7" in his armor. Those scanner things are like 7-8' tall, right? Doom's armor has a flight function . . . (Reply to this) (Parent)

	proteus_lives 2009-06-02 11:27 am UTC (link)
	Funny! Makes no sense but funny all the same. (Reply to this)

	jcbaggee 2009-06-02 12:57 pm UTC (link)
	Surely Doom has a Latverian airport that he can fly anywhere he wants, and land at a conveniently located airport he built elsewhere. Because...ya know. DOOM! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	filkertom 2009-06-02 01:21 pm UTC (link)
	I can't remember why exactly Doom would travel by commercial carrier anyway. Hasn't he got various and sundry aircraft, and a landing pad on the Latverian embassy...? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thanekos 2009-06-02 07:27 pm UTC (link)
	Latverian U.N ambassador must be a very odd job. (there is one, and from what's been seen, he's not a doombot.) (Reply to this) (Parent)

	his_spiffyness 2009-06-02 01:22 pm UTC (link)
	He'd have a private jet he can access anytime, with direct access to the hanger. Doom never flies commercial. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Gimme my No-Prize besamim 2009-06-02 02:51 pm UTC (link)
	Maybe he just woke up one day and thought it'd be fun to freak out airport security personnel. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Gimme my No-Prize statham1986 2009-06-02 03:14 pm UTC (link)
	He also does this at the drive-thru windows of McDonalds when he's bored. "Here's your ord-AGHHHGGHHHHHH!" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Gimme my No-Prize sir_mikael 2009-06-02 04:48 pm UTC (link)
	"Doom will require some extra straws. See to it, fast food employee. Or suffer the wrath of Doom." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Gimme my No-Prize leikomgwtfbbq 2009-06-02 08:54 pm UTC (link)
	"What's this? DOOM SAID NO PICKLES ON HIS BURGER! NOW YOU MUST SUFFER THE WRATH OF DOOM!" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Re: Gimme my No-Prize

xandertarbert
2009-06-02 11:55 pm UTC (link)

"In Latveria, know that DOOM would feed you to his fast-food-minion lions, who gorge on impudent lower-class teenagers as yourself. Be warned that DOOM will still seek revenge on a being as low as yourself, to prove the that idiotic Richards that DOOM suffers no mortals gladly. I will give the manager a commendation on you, so you will be forced to stay on drive-thru duty fo as long as you live. Cross DOOM again, and that period of time will not be long. SO SAYS DOOM!"

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	Re: Gimme my No-Prize leikomgwtfbbq 2009-06-03 03:05 pm UTC (link)
	"Yeah, whatever, dude." "DOOM!" "Doom-dude. Do you want fries with that?" "YES! DOOM DESIRES FRENCH FRIES!" (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Re: Gimme my No-Prize statham1986 2009-06-03 01:25 am UTC (link)
	Where are Doom's special Curly Fries, insolent minion of Ronald? Bring them to me IMMEDIATELY, or suffer Doom's Hot Apple Pie in your sagging face, you fat cow! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	strangething.livejournal.com 2009-06-02 09:28 pm UTC (link)
	I must know the context for this. Did somebody blow up the Doomjet or something? (Reply to this) (Thread)

xandertarbert
2009-06-02 11:51 pm UTC (link)

Took place in a issue of Amazing Spider-Man. Peter's coming home from Cali, where he went after Africa (long story) to check on MJ. MJ, because of the Parker luck, went to NY to check on him. They meet up in an airport somewhere in the Mid-West. DOOM enters (with Steve Rogers posing as a airport security guard asks, "How do you pronounc words with all capitals like that?" "Silence, minion.") because he's flying to the UN for a global meeting on environmental issues, and the private gate he was going to land at had some mechanical issues.

Latverian terrorists attack Doom, knocking him out for a few minutes. Spider-Man and Captain America fight them off, and Doom then tells Spidey he owes him a favor. Doom's jet is ready to take off, and has to go through security.

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	psychop_rex 2009-06-03 03:17 am UTC (link)
	You forgot the best part - the bit where Spidey basically responds 'stuff your favor, you tin-plated despot - I don't want anything from you', and Doom returns in kind that they are now even, since Doom has just done him a favor by not blasting him out of existence for his impudence. Awesome it is. (Reply to this) (Parent)