Doom: "I would not be so crass as to name the child 'Dooma,' for instance. No. She shall be called... Isa."
Reed: "... Fine." Author's note: Reed has made the connection that it is a Teutonic female name meaning "iron" (at least that's what Wikipedia tells me)
Susan: "It's a lovely name, Victor. Thank you."
Blah, blah, blah, Doom's protection, Doom exits.
Reed is presented with the birth certificate which Doom has already had filled out. Reed then discovers that his daughter's full name is "Richards, Isa Failure". Reed mugs for the camera appropriately.
Exterior shot, Doom is walking triumphantly down the street as the speech bubble comes from the upper floors of the building behind him: "DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!"