A public service one-act play
"Hi, kids! I'm The Condom and I'm a superhero!"
"YAAAAAY! HI, MR. CONDOM!"
"What kind of superhero are you, Mr. Condom?"
"Well, you see kids, when two super-powered beings are sharing a special time together, I get in between them! My rear is strong and flexible enough to withstand even the most powerful of super-thrusts, my insides are expandable to hold even the biggest of super-loads, and my front is both self-lubricating and ribbed for her, or his!, pleasure!"
"Wow, Mr Condom! So you must get to hang out with other superheroes all the time!"
"Not just superheroes, little Billy, supervillains too. Birth control and disease prevention are issues that affect everyone, whether you want to save the world or conquer it!"
"Wow, Mr Condom! Will you come help me next time I'm getting it on behind the jungle gym?"
"Ha ha ha, sorry little Billy, but I'm much too busy helping superheroes and supervillains! Not to worry, though! These ordinary The Condom-brand latex condoms should work just fine for a normal kid like you. And I have enough for everyone!"