You just know that some of the more narrow minded types are watching us in fear, thinking to themselves 'If it wasn't for secular laws they'd be raping and pillaging their way across the countryside! Since they obviously don't have the fear of eternal Hellfire or any sort of moral code to keep them in check all that's keeping them from killing us is fear of legal consequences.'
Yes, I'm a ticking time bomb, if only it wasn't for the police and their laws I'd be able to live a completely immoral lifestyle.