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Tweak says, "Go for it!!!!"

thokstar (thokstar) wrote in scans_daily,
@ 2009-05-01 18:11:00

Entry tags:

char: batman/bruce wayne, publisher: dc comics

Rejected Batman Catchphrases

From Faces of Evil: Prometheus, based off of a scene in Morrison's JLA run.

One panel from Secret Six 2.

No context for the moment.

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	magus_69 2009-05-01 08:35 pm UTC (link)
	Well, were I to choose between "My parents are dead!" "Professor Stephen Hawking" and "I had a burrito," I'd go with... "Professor Stephen Hawking's parents had a burrito, and now they're DEAD!" (Reply to this) (Thread)

	superfan1 2009-05-01 08:42 pm UTC (link)
	Guarantee to leave your opponent's stun with confusing as they try to understand what you just said. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

icon_uk
2009-05-01 08:48 pm UTC (link)

Hey, Batman can't be allowed to steal Captain Absurdist's schtick! (And his sidekick Abstract, the Zen wonder")

His ever changing battlecry (Recent examples include "Kippers Milady? Surely that's too corderoy for Spain!" and "Orang-utan's milk nimble blue monkfish!") leaves villains completely confused for around a couple of seconds, and he maximises his advantage!

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	besamim 2009-05-01 10:44 pm UTC (link)
	Sounds like a typical Morrison issue of Doom Patrol. "THIS!" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	icon_uk 2009-05-02 03:35 am UTC (link)
	Doog piton (Reply to this) (Parent)

	ozlelila 2009-05-02 01:04 pm UTC (link)
	Omigod...that is the funniest thing I've heard in weeks! ...still laughing.... (Reply to this) (Parent)

	parsimonia 2009-05-03 03:24 pm UTC (link)
	Hahaha win. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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