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Tweak says, "being dead inside"

thokstar (thokstar) wrote in scans_daily,
@ 2009-05-01 18:11:00

Entry tags:

char: batman/bruce wayne, publisher: dc comics

Rejected Batman Catchphrases

From Faces of Evil: Prometheus, based off of a scene in Morrison's JLA run.

One panel from Secret Six 2.

No context for the moment.

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	gargoylekitty 2009-05-01 08:31 pm UTC (link)
	I, for one, thought the burrito line had great potential. (Reply to this)

	magus_69 2009-05-01 08:35 pm UTC (link)
	Well, were I to choose between "My parents are dead!" "Professor Stephen Hawking" and "I had a burrito," I'd go with... "Professor Stephen Hawking's parents had a burrito, and now they're DEAD!" (Reply to this) (Thread)

	superfan1 2009-05-01 08:42 pm UTC (link)
	Guarantee to leave your opponent's stun with confusing as they try to understand what you just said. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

icon_uk
2009-05-01 08:48 pm UTC (link)

Hey, Batman can't be allowed to steal Captain Absurdist's schtick! (And his sidekick Abstract, the Zen wonder")

His ever changing battlecry (Recent examples include "Kippers Milady? Surely that's too corderoy for Spain!" and "Orang-utan's milk nimble blue monkfish!") leaves villains completely confused for around a couple of seconds, and he maximises his advantage!

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	besamim 2009-05-01 10:44 pm UTC (link)
	Sounds like a typical Morrison issue of Doom Patrol. "THIS!" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	icon_uk 2009-05-02 03:35 am UTC (link)
	Doog piton (Reply to this) (Parent)

	ozlelila 2009-05-02 01:04 pm UTC (link)
	Omigod...that is the funniest thing I've heard in weeks! ...still laughing.... (Reply to this) (Parent)

	parsimonia 2009-05-03 03:24 pm UTC (link)
	Hahaha win. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	perletwo 2009-05-01 09:17 pm UTC (link)
	SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!1! ...oh, wait...der fleidermaus?... (Reply to this) (Thread)

	jarodrussell 2009-05-01 09:40 pm UTC (link)
	Not in the face! Not in the face! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	salad_barbarian 2009-05-02 07:57 pm UTC (link)
	I'm full of tinier men! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	alessandra_lee 2009-05-01 10:43 pm UTC (link)
	That burrito line is wonderful. I think I'll try it sometime. (Reply to this)

	mullon 2009-05-01 10:56 pm UTC (link)
	That explains the barbecue sauce on the edge of his mouth. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	vignettelante 2009-05-02 06:01 am UTC (link)
	Human barbeque sauce. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	ulf_boehnke 2009-05-02 12:54 am UTC (link)
	ALBERT EINSTEEEIIIN! (Reply to this)

	Oh man. jcbaggee 2009-05-02 02:32 am UTC (link)
	We need like a "Batman: Caption This" week. Or I need to to get a comic book macro site running. Or both. I'm just so lazy. These is just pure win though. (Reply to this)

	thebigapricot 2009-05-02 02:51 pm UTC (link)
	"I'm the god damned burrito eater" ? (Reply to this)

	killermoth1 2009-05-02 05:31 pm UTC (link)
	It may ruin it, but can someone please give me the context for the burrito scene? I simply must know! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	thokstar 2009-05-02 06:09 pm UTC (link)
	There's a bit more to it, but that should give you the general gist of it. (Reply to this) (Parent)