Since I feel like taking a 'nother communal field trip down to comic book history, I give thee a few pages I scanned off of a typical romance rag which may or may not have mindrinsed a few 14 year olds in its time.
Welp, let us snark.
No man is safe! As our possessive heroine Susan takes her boyfriend out for a leisurely bike ride, sure enough, Lorelei is on the man-hunt already!
I don't know if anyone noticed, but that redhead in 2nd panel was totally pushing her garbanzos.
'Do do Do do Do do Do do~' (Twilight Zone Theme)
AND OMG, my world is crashing down in PINK
Yyyyeah, sure you are.
GOD I just can't get over this artist's style. XF
Our narrator tries to convince us that their love is OMG true, but right now I'm thinking, How many people has gotten AIDS by now?