Reposting... THE GREATEST DEATHTRAP ESCAPE OF ALL TIME?
(Re)Presented for your consideration...
What may very well be...
The Greatest Deathtrap Escape Of All Time?
Page One: In which Batman and Catwoman are trapped in the Spiderweb... Er, sorry, Cat's Cradle Deathtrap. By virtue of the fact that said death trap is merely an obvious, transparent excuse to:
1. Tear off their clothes
2. Provide a setting for Catwoman to pass out from the effects of the Mysterious Deadly Comic Book Drama Disease that she hasn't been able to tell Batman she has.
3. Rip off their clothes.
It may already be among the Greatest Deathtraps Of All Time.
Page Two: In which Batman must selflessly sacrifice more of their clothing. And then must nobly SLINGSHOT his recently-stripped beloved off and hope he doesn't break her.
Page Three: In which batman is very thankful that he didn't break her, and leaps off himself.
And then scoops up the barely-comics-code-compliant love of his life, holding her tenderly against his barely-comics-code-compliant body.
Page Four? I find Awesome in so many ways that enumerating them all would keep me here all night.
So chosen at random:
ONE: He makes a valiant attempt to play it off all cool that he keeps her clothes around.
TWO: HE JUST KEEPS looking in that damn microscope, even as she dresses in front of him, so desperate is he to keep said cool. And furthermore, she actually CALLS HIM ON IT... "Still checking out that sliver of Cat-Man's boot heel?"
THREE: Ladies and gentlemen... THE SOFT, SUPPLE HOURS BEFORE DAWN!*
FOUR: Lucky in more ways than one!
Now, it is possible that I am wrong. There may be a better death trap escape.
But this sets the bar high, yes/no? ;)
*And apparently it's worthy of note that in those soft, supple hours before dawn, the Wayne Building is still looming in an impressive manner. Such soft, supple hours would apparently have had a de-looming effect on less impressive erections.