Why does this come off as so cat-fighty to me? Maybe it's Natu's Buffy-esque banter at her "competition" that's trying to destroy her relationship. I have no idea.
And here comes my Jade bias, because I don't like seeing her body get desecrated like this, even if it's not her. It's kind of irrational of me. Anyway, it seals my apathy for this pairing, though on a shallow level, man Soranik is hot.