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3goodtimes (3goodtimes) wrote in scans_daily,
@ 2009-10-23 12:59:00

Entry tags:

char: batman/bruce wayne, char: batzarro, char: bizarro, char: martian manhunter/j'onn j'onzz, char: superman/clark kent, creator: ed mcguinness, creator: jeph loeb, publisher: dc comics, title: superman/batman

Here they aren't to fail the day!

So these pages come from Superman/Batman 22-24, but don't ask me to explain the plot. It's all alternate universes and crap which always confuses the hell out of me. I'm only in it for the hilarity!

Am I the only one who ships Bizarro/Batzarro a little? Their's is a beautiful but forbidden love! *sniffles*

They end up with a Soviet Superman and a not!Terry (?) future version of Tim-tum.

This am very good news!

Oh god, it's tragic! I hope Batzarro doesn't come back with a lollipop on his head to beat the crap out of Tim and yell at Bruce for not protecting him!

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	lots42 2009-10-23 06:16 pm UTC (link)
	'Batboob'. So much subtext. (Reply to this)

	mullon 2009-10-23 06:17 pm UTC (link)
	Joker's awfully pretty looking. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	3goodtimes 2009-10-23 06:20 pm UTC (link)
	And also kind of sparkly and shiny. Like a Twilight!Joker. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	halloweenjack 2009-10-23 08:08 pm UTC (link)
	Popped collar--I think we know what that means. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	interrobamf 2009-10-23 06:46 pm UTC (link)
	Loeb? McGuinness? If you're going to do Batman Beyond, could you both please at least get the main character's name and the Batplane right? Terry is not Tim Drake nor from the Burton movie. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	pmagod 2009-10-23 07:08 pm UTC (link)
	alternate reality, tim never got jokerized and became batman (Reply to this) (Parent)

	jcbaggee 2009-10-23 08:43 pm UTC (link)
	I seem to remember hearing they changed the name to Terry in the trade. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	404glitch 2009-10-23 11:38 pm UTC (link)
	Yup. Loeb admitted he screwed up on that one; it was actually supposed to be Terry. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lbd_nytetrayn 2009-10-24 08:52 am UTC (link)
	I thought they said they were going to fix it in the trade, and then didn't, even though it was supposed to be? --LBD "Nytetrayn" (Reply to this) (Parent)

	comicoz 2009-10-23 06:47 pm UTC (link)
	The way that Batzarro repeated everything that was in his thought bubbles (because, unlike Bruce, he doesn't have secrets) was most amusing to me. Really disliking the newest change to Bizarro in Strange Adventures. Took all the fun out of him, plus makes the character development he's been undergoing completely worthless. (Reply to this) (Thread)

divi_d
2009-10-26 09:47 am UTC (link)

I'm inclined to agree on the Strange Adventures thing. Not only does it (as you say) negate recent character development, it kinda makes him no longer a proper Bizarro. Now he's just some fowl-tempered asshole with powers greater than superman that serves Synar (SP). Because, you know, we really needed more (relatively) generic villains that can out-muscle Superman...

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	comicoz 2009-10-26 02:38 pm UTC (link)
	The list of people stronger than Superman seems to grow all the time, and he still wins. Need a different mechanic. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	starwolf_oakley 2009-10-23 08:06 pm UTC (link)
	If they ever adapted this for a DVD animated movie, it might be worth the craziness just to hear Mark Hamil deliver the lines in the final two panels. (Reply to this)

psychop_rex
2009-10-24 06:21 am UTC (link)

Is this like an alternate Batzarro or something? 'Cause I really hope he's not actually dead. (Then again, we've gone through at least four or five different versions of Bizarro since the Crisis, so a BATzarro resurrection should be no problem.)
I don't get what the hell Bizarro is saying to Tim/Terry/whoever - even in backwards-speak, it makes very little sense - but it's pretty damn funny nonetheless. "What Batman am you not? You no am little Batman? Fatty fat fat Batman?"

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	comicoz 2009-10-26 02:39 pm UTC (link)
	I read that as: What Batman am you not? You no am little Batman? Fatty fat fat Batman? Which Batman are you? You are a little Batman? Really really skinny Batman? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	psychop_rex 2009-10-26 09:20 pm UTC (link)
	That works, I guess. It's still a really bizarre thing to say, even in backwards Bizarro-speak. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	kabukiokami 2009-10-24 07:22 pm UTC (link)
	I have to say that I am amused by Bizarro having his own personalized intergalatic license plate that looks like he got from the Flintstone's era. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	psychop_rex 2009-10-26 09:23 pm UTC (link)
	That dates back to the Silver Age - he was the head Bizarro on Bizarro World, a square planet where EVERYONE was a Bizarro in a Superman suit, so in order to spell out that he, specifically, was in charge, he wore 'Bizarro No. 1' around his neck. (Reply to this) (Parent)