Amazing Spider-Man #608 preview: Yes, it's a nitpick ...
... But it perfectly illustrates the complaints that I've been making about NuSpidey all along:
Yes, of course, a clever quick-thinker like Peter Parker could NEVER have simultaneously accomplished his goals of capturing the criminal AND retrieving the stolen property at the same time ... UNLESS, perhaps, he were to invent some TOOL, inspired by ACTUAL spiders, that could ENSNARE his enemies, so that they stayed STUCK in one place, even as he attended to other matters.
I know it sounds corny, but maybe he could call this device a "WEB-SHOOTER."
I mean, COME THE FUCK ON, "BRAIN TRUST." YOU GUYS AREN'T EVEN TRYING TO SHOW THAT PETER HIMSELF HAS A BRAIN ANYMORE (or, worse yet, you actually ARE, and stuff like THIS represents the limits of YOUR OWN imaginations).