I demand that, for the next Crisis, David Bowie show up and save the world.
Or better yet, his alternate identities all team up and save the world.
Also, I never learned anything useful in Girl Scouts, either. I never even got to do cool things like gluing googly eyes onto cotton balls. Because the rest of my troop was discussing boys and makeup, and when I dissented with "Can we go camping? Or can you guys just let me out of the church so I can go try to identify leaves?" I was accused of being antisocial (THAT WORD DOES NOT MEAN WHAT YOU THINK IT MEANS!)