Oh really? And what do you know about my personal experience?
Another option came to me while waiting for your reply. That you're secretly desirous of human contact, but want to remain aloof. So you put out a lonely hearts ad for somebody to smoke in your vicinity. That gives it a more personal touch than standing in a group of people in a designated smoking area, doesn't it? You're hoping to strike up a conversation to ease your boredom. Even if it's condescending.
Which, come to think of it, can be also applied to me responding to you, so touche.