To be honest, I really wasn't paying too much attention to that little thing in my room when I woke up, and the only person I've really talked to is Steve. And the people who have responded to this post.
I know we're apparently fictional characters, and you certainly aren't the baby I left behind, and your mother's not here (but that could change)...
Why? Did we have a falling out or something? Look, whatever it is, I'm sure we can work it out. I'll apologize for whatever future me might have done.