I wouldn't ruin his marriage and it's only a game, but marry Hawkeye because he's a good guy, fun, and sarcastic so it will never be boring even if he might drive me nuts at times. Fuck Captain America because he's good looking and curious to see what he'd be like in the bedroom. Do we need to kill? Can't I just hug Coulson? I'd have to kill Coulson while being all sad about it because I love the guy and he's like family, but I couldn't imagine sleeping or getting married to him. It'd be weird cause of how I see him so I'd have to go the kill route.