Oh, she could get behind sass. She could get behind sass one hundred percent, especially since it was good to see him loosen up a bit. So Darcy thought it over while she chewed.
"I can't say for certain, of course," she started. "Mostly because I haven't actually tasted it yet. But if that omelet is better than this one..." She paused, stroking her non-existent beard. "Let's just say it would involve things that I normally insist on waiting to do until at least the third date and a full round of blood tests. Because I'm not trying to catch the Super Herpes or anything by touching other people's bits all willy-nilly."