Of course you're not, you're a Time Lord. And that isn't a type of human at all, ordinary or otherwise?
I don't see how the method of our being held here would differ from world to world, even if some realms are more expansive than others. For the time being, I think I have to agree with the static theory, for want of any evidence to the contrary. Keep me up to date with any developments that might mean returning home becomes more urgent, eh?
Hey, who said I'd balk at anything slightly out of the ordinary? Hardly one to cast the first stone here, am I?
Yeah, met Lucifer, though he might be a Devil he's definitely not my Devil. That bastard still has my soul and while Lucifer seems mildly misunderstood, he doesn't seem the soul-hording type.
Interesting. I must have arrived too late to be drafted into that particular mission. On the bright side, it'll give me information to work with for the next one.