Oh man, do I get you there. I'd always run into trouble when the lies ran their course because people would assume that. The whole your past has to be horrible if everything you've said about it is lies when really it's just that there's no way anyone would believe the truth. Well, almost anyone. There are a few special people who get it and believe it, but they're special.
I also have questions, but it's so not fair to ask them right now.