So yeah. This is different. Next time, I'm going to listen to the voice in my head that says 'picking this up is a bad idea you know'. But hey, no frowny Grey Wardens, I'm counting it as a plus.
Anyway. Name's Hawke. Guess I'm gonna be a field agent, whatever that is. Guess I got a roommate too? According to reliable sources I snore, so sorry pal.