You have not lessened my interest in this potential drink.
I understand, though it seems odd to do any of those three actions with inanimate objects. But I will strive to play along, regardless!
I suppose I could choose the doughnuts for the fuck, as they are pre-equipped for insertion. Perhaps I will need a larger doughnut.
As you know, I have an eternal love for the popping tarts, so those I would be willing to enter into marriage in this alternate object-marrying universe.
And I would kill the coffee, for I think it is dark enough to appreciate the gesture. Also, it is not ale or beer.