This morning, I woke up with a hat on my head. Waking up to unexpected clothing is not entirely unusual for me, so at first I was simply glad that my drunken antics had not resulted in anything being on fire.
But then I took the hat off, and there was another hat! And another, and another! I cannot get rid of the hats! I have finally stopped trying, and I am currently wearing a crown of flowers.
This is all to say: does anyone require more hats in their collection? I have forty-three of various styles on the floor of my room, including a very fierce-looking metal helmet shaped like a roaring lion and one very colorful cloth hat with jingling bells on it.