This is what I get for picking up weird stuff when I should know better. No idea what the hell kind of transmat beam they used to send me here, but it knocked me out cold and I woke up in this place.
Alright, so the hologram gave me the basic low down: We got numbered and sorted into different groups (although blue's really more of my color, not red!), got assigned a job, blah blah fight some enemy, and can go home in a week if we want.