Listen, if you stick around long enough that you learn how to use a computer. Send a few emails. Learn how to... pirate the new episodes of your favourite television show which will definitely, definitely be afterschool education you get from me and your dear old Dad, then you know - maybe they let you... do they do the GED here? I don't know if they do the GED here. But ya know, trust me - you don't want to go back to having a job. You can bullshit school. Consider it a vacation.