We're offering a class on "The Art of Making a Sandwich" today at Footsteps. Yes, you get to eat it after you make it.
If you make any jokes about how the girls around you should do it, namely me, who's teaching the class, I may stab you with the little decorative toothpicks that hold sandwiches together. Don't be that guy. Just be the guy that wants to make a delicious sandwich.
[FILTERED TO PETER KAVINSKY]
I was going to offer to make you one during the class but I think on principal I can't, now. Sorry?