Sherlock
You saved a life that day with that speech of yours. Bollocks to whoever was bothered by it. I'll carry a mtal fork this time to jab into hands of people who give you grief.
All you have to do is walk me down an aisle, glare at Leonard a little when you get to the end, lift up my veil for me and then sit down. No speeches at the reception, no even having to be at the reception if you want as long as you sit there through to the "I now pronounce you man and wife" part. Honest.