All right everyone, I know you're as pumped as I am about Oktoberfest this weekend! It's always a great time with fantastic food and tons of fun activities (I'll be doing the 5K on Saturday, so I hope to see you there). Just make sure you're following the festival rules, drinking lots of water, and keeping the event safe and fun for everyone, because God knows I don't wanna have to work this festival.
AND KERMIT'S BEER IS THE BEST SO SWARM HIM.
[ Filtered to Friends ] And for the love of God, watch Liz's purse, because someone threw up in it last year and we didn't know until like an hour later.