001. Alex di Stefano (Stefan Salvatore)
It's all hogs ... and dogs? Everywhere I go people are eating bacon and their dogs are gazing at them with adoring eyes. (Newsflash, it isn't because your dog thinks you're swell.) And here I am, afraid to order a latte because a) it will include bacon or b) it will be laced with dog hair.
No thanks to either.
I had hoped that hogs meant motorcycles. BUt I see that once again, I aimed far too high for poor Breckentale.