I'm only upholding the older brother contract which CLEARLY states that I have to tease you about your obnoxiously healthy eating habits at least three times a week. I don't want to be arrested, Elizabeth. (Case in point, who knows what annoys you better than me?)
Okay. :( Not too long. :(( You know I'm utterly shameless. I'll bring him over just to drape ourselves over your welcome mat and whine.