Lovely hologram you've got there, a bit last century though. I love an antique! So nostalgic. You've updated a bit since I've been here last, or is this one of your other versions? So many Atlantises... Atlantisi? Not sure.
This is fab. Different Universe though, sector, don't recognize it. It's a bit raspberry, and a hint of rosemary. Interesting.
Anyway, hello, I'm The Doctor. Is this thing like Twitter? I don't like Twitter. I was told to introduce myself though.
And lastly, I seem to have misplaced my TARDIS, has anyone seen it? Blue Box, says police on it, might be doing a whooshing sound. If you see it, give me a buzz.